Caffeinated Cracker Jacks: Great New Snack Idea! said No One Ever

Frito-Lay unveils plans for caffeinated Cracker Jacks

Posted on 11/15/2012

To the countless amount of people in America who hoped that one day caffeine would be added to every kid's favorite "Cracker Jacks" snack, you can breathe a sigh of relief...and then promptly go see a psychiatrist. Huffington Post reports:

It's no joke: PepsiCo's Frito-Lay is rolling out a new line extension appropriately called "Cracker Jack'd" that will include a caffeinated variety called Power Bites. One serving, according to its packaging, packs the same amount of caffeine is a single cup of coffee.

Thanks, Frito Lay, if there's one thing that America needs it's more caffeinated young children. Bring on the Red Bull lined teething rings.

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